The Morning Walk, pt. 1

Found this while out with the dog this morning.

That label reads “Hash Oil Oreo Cupcakes” if you can’t make it out. The fine print is the usual legalese from a medical pot dispensary, which says this product should never be used to get high for anything but approved medicinal reasons. Which is probably why I [...]

Cheeseburger in a Can

The name says it all.
Well, not all. The Onion AV Club adds:
A few days later, we all eagerly gathered around the hot plate in the A.V. Club labs to see whether cheeseburger-in-a-can could possibly be any good.
Answer: no. Oh dear sweet shrieking Lord, no.