You don’t get conversations like this anywhere else. One hopes.
At a screening:
“Vietnam is still communist? I didn’t know that.”
“Oh, yeah. If I wear a T-shirt that says, ‘Little Saigon,’ they’ll put me in jail.”
At the gym:
“I dropped the soap three times this morning, and you weren’t even there.”
At Chipotle:
“I was educated from the school of hard knocks, both sides, down the line. I know that sounds corny, but it’s true.”
At the Montage resort in Laguna Beach:
“I’ve read enough books. I mean, who needs to read another book?”
