FBI raids David Copperfield, finds $2 million in cash.
So many jokes… the mind boggles.
- Now we know how he got Claudia Schiffer.
- Investigators say they were tipped when he asked, “Is this your card? No? Well, screw you, I’ve got $2 million bucks in a hidden safe, pal.”
- “For my next trick, I’ll need a one-way plane ticket to a non-extradition treaty country…”
- Apparently Bush finally saw that TV special where he made the Statue of Liberty disappear, and paid him off to get it back.
- But the big question is, if he is guilty of something, how will the police ever hold him? The man walks through walls, for God’s sake.
Thank you, I’ll be here all week.
